|Not for eating, just for Instagram|
I have a theory. People like to eat sushi because it makes them feel daring. "Hey dude, do you dare me to eat this piece of raw tuna? I'll even eat it with this seaweed. And this green spicy play-doh." It's almost like a game. And it's not enough to just eat it. You have to get it from the plate to your mouth using two sticks. It's like using the tweezers in the Operation game to get the wishbone. If only there was a buzzer for every time you drop unagi into your lap.
Then you have the people who refuse to even try sushi because the thought of eating raw fish grosses them out (imagine that). It doesn't matter how often you explain that not all sushi has raw fish. They want nothing to do with it. But if you ever start telling them what the ingredients were in the hot dog they ate the other day, they'll cover their ears and yell, "La-la-la-la, I caaaan't heeeear yoooou!"
I have yet to meet anyone who just kind of likes sushi. People tend to either love it or are afraid of it. I can't get enough of it. Sometimes I'll go to an all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant. They always make a big deal that you have to eat all of the rice, and they'll charge you extra for any sushi that you leave uneaten. It always seems like such a great idea for the first two or three rolls. But by the time I'm trying to choke down the fifth roll, I can't help thinking, "I've made a huuuuge mistake." They'll usually bring me the check before I'm done, so once I've paid I know I can leave those last few pieces on my plate and they'll have no way to charge me for it. Even so, I always make sure to cover it up with my napkin and make a hasty exit before they can catch me. I'm not sure what I'd do if they did stop me. "Excuse me sir, you left three pieces of hosomaki. I am afraid you have to pay now." My reply might be something like, "Oh, I'm still going to eat that. I just need to get something from my car." Then as I drive away with my tires squeeling, "Suckerrrrrrrs!"
|The Sushi Burrito is a Thing That Exits|
So if you're one of those sushi haters, come on, just give it a try. It won't kill you. Unless you're allergic to fish. In that case, maybe you better stick with your hot dogs and chalupas. Just be sure to post a photo of it on Facebook before you eat it.